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]]> Shoot The Breeze BTPT1 http://www.casinofan.com/board/shoot-breeze/321-stacy-westfall-championship-ride-bareback-bridlelss.html http://www.casinofan.com/board/jokes/320-thank-you-all.html Mon, 06 Sep 2010 10:19:02 GMT Thank You All I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past few years. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance... Thank You All

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11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

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God Bless
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

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